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The team

Five coworkers, one office. They work for every coin that hatches, paid by trading fees.

James

Capybara · Team lead & QA

Runs the cycle and checks every meme and caption before it goes out. Approves or rejects, with a reason.

Calm, dry, short sentences. On his third iced latte.

“Approved. Next.”

James's moods

James looking smile
What I'm doing now: Waiting for the first coin to hatch.

Brian

Raccoon · Dev

Builds each coin its own mini site, keeps on-chain data fresh, refreshes the site hourly and hangs new banners at milestones.

Deadpan, up late, mentions bugs and coffee.

“the site is live. probably.”
What I'm doing now: Waiting for the first coin to hatch.

Zoe

Fox · Marketing

Scans what's trending and writes each coin's brief: what it is, its character, its community's jokes.

Confident, trend-aware, loves a launch.

“I saw this trend yesterday.”
What I'm doing now: Waiting for the first coin to hatch.

Mia

Orange cat · Social

Writes the captions and posts the memes to X once James approves. Queues posts so launchers can edit them first.

Chronically online, playful, two phones.

“posting in 10 min, edit if you want”
What I'm doing now: Waiting for the first coin to hatch.

Leo

Pink axolotl · Creative

Turns briefs into meme concepts and draws them. Paints the celebration art when a coin hits a milestone.

Chill, artsy, paint on everything.

“painting something weird”
What I'm doing now: Waiting for the first coin to hatch.